{"id":1712,"date":"2013-12-26T20:59:33","date_gmt":"2013-12-27T02:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pauleide.com\/?p=1712"},"modified":"2020-10-03T19:21:03","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T00:21:03","slug":"product-review-duke-cannon-soap-hair-wash-shave-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/product-review-duke-cannon-soap-hair-wash-shave-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Product Review: Duke Cannon Soap, Hair Wash, &#038; Shave Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4097\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4097\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4097 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review.jpg 620w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review-600x338.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4097 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review.jpg 620w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/duke-cannon-soap-product-review-600x338.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4097\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Duke Cannon&#8217;s Big Ass Is Bigger Than Ever.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h1>Duke Cannon\u2019s Big Ass Brick of Soap is back with an even bigger ass than before.<\/h1>\n<p>Now, Duke&#8217;s Cannon comes in five varieties instead of just one: Victory (Seagrass), Productivity (Mint), Accomplishment (Pepper), Naval Supremacy (Ocean) and Heavy Duty Hand Soap (Citrus).<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Duke also brought his homies 2-in-1 Hair Wash and Superior Grade Shave Cream to get all up in your shit, AKA your man cleaning ritual.<\/p>\n<p>For those unfamiliar, let&#8217;s run through Duke like fresh salsa verde.<\/p>\n<p>Duke Cannon is a MAN, not a kid on MTV with a hairless chest and perfect abdominals. Duke Cannon earned his chest hair by doing hard man work over the years and there\u2019s no damn way he\u2019s going to be conned into being embarrassed that he has it.<\/p>\n<p>But what about the <em>soap<\/em>? Is it any good, or is it a POS product that survives only off great marketing, like the pet rock, Crystal Pepsi, or Kim Kardashian before it?<\/p>\n<p>In an era where men\u2019s body wash gels have taken over, Duke Cannon\u2019s Big Ass Brick of Soap is <em>truly<\/em> that; it\u2019s a big piece of soap that has a big \u201cD\u201d (imprinted on it, you perv) and weighs three-quarters of a pound. It is three times the size of other mainstream soaps on the market.<\/p>\n<p>As Steven Tyler once crooned on the Aerosmith classic, &#8220;My Big Ten Inch,&#8221; he could&#8217;ve easily been referring to the big 10 ounces that comprise the girth of Duke&#8217;s Big Ass Brick.<\/p>\n<p>As I removed one of the five product offerings from its sheath, I was assaulted by the fragrance of Accomplishment. But it was a good, enjoyable assault.<\/p>\n<p>On the box, it claimed the scent was inspired by &#8220;Drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.&#8221; And by god, IT DID! It really smelled like that. Nice work, smell technicians.<\/p>\n<p>My Special Lady commented on the scent multiple times over a period of three days. At first, she said it smelled &#8220;feminine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So to prove it wasn&#8217;t, we had sex. Day two came along and this time she said she &#8220;really liked it.&#8221; So, we had sex. On day three, we had sex and she asked me to always wear Duke Cannon and she would &#8220;Always love me.&#8221; I said, &#8220;Hell nah, biatch.&#8221; Sometimes (all the time), you gotta let the hen know who the rooster is.<\/p>\n<p>Duke and I hit the shower after a long day at the orifice, Duke cleaned all <em>my<\/em> orifices in the most pleasing manners allowed by law.<\/p>\n<p>The Big Ass Brick of Soap came to a frothy head soon after we entered the shower and I never felt even an ounce of guilt or regret about it.<\/p>\n<p>The froth itself was very thick and laid down a dense layer of awesome all over my body. When it was time to rinse, it washed right off (which can be atypical of several leading men\u2019s soaps), but the awesome lingered long after and made me recall a time when men were men and weren\u2019t ashamed of it either.<\/p>\n<p>The next day I hit the shower again and doubled my pleasure by incorporating the 2-in-1 Hair Wash alongside the girth of Duke Cannon\u2019s Big Ass Brick of Soap. Then I jumped out and shaved every hair on my body with the Superior Grade Shave Cream. Duke Cannon knows how to orchestrate a gang bang.<\/p>\n<p>A portion of all the proceeds from the soap support veteran causes. The soap was also field tested by active duty US soldiers, so that explains why it&#8217;s so #Badass. The soap retails for just $6.99 a &#8220;unit,&#8221; while the shampoo retails for $9.99 and the Shave Cream for $7.99.<\/p>\n<p>Check it out and buy some here, wuss.<\/p>\n<p>More Badass Content:<\/p>\n<p>Best Images From The Indy 500<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duke Cannon\u2019s Big Ass Brick of Soap is back with an even bigger ass than before. 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